Why's the rum always gone?

I feel like I haven't blogged in a thousand, one hundred gazzzlion and 87 years mahn.
which has some truth behind . . .
anywho,
i've decided to post a furhreal post about some actual important subject mater.
(not that my "lasie eto i fucking love you" posts weren't significant)
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So i moved to the "noke" (i think it's an old person term . . .? idk)
and life stopped sucking for the most part.
and i like school now for the most part.
and i have some pretty dankass friends for the most part ((((:
and i sortof stopped doing sports for the most part.
and i've been on a silversun pickups/ sonic youth/ kanye west binge for the most part.
and i'm currently mind blown for the most part
and i'm gonna shift my flowy writing for the most.
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according to dakota i'm a "hipster"
i'm don't agree necessarily
although it is somewhat true,
but it's better than being labled as a scene kid or a neon or some shit,
just saying.
i thought that was blog worthy
what do i know?
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I had a rather orgasmic night
and i was befuddled when i realized that
dakota fanning and peyton manning rhyme.
is that crazzzzzzzzey or what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?
him and i had this conversation while gazing at an intersection
and the sexy roanoke civic center.
The way the led lights shown on the cement building under the moonless sky on a thursday night was david blane mindblowing, you know?
there are simply no words to describe how romantic it was.
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i have very little time to write,
sooooo
i'm gonna end this with
STARFUCKER SUCKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THEY'RE STUPID PUBLICITY THRIVING INDIE DORKS